friendships where you can tell them your 100% bitchiest thoughts and know they’ll either agree with you or not judge you for them are my favorite
drinking quite a bit and then waking up the next day without a super bad hangover is the best thing ever ahhhh uvu
especially bc being hungover on thanksgiving would not be cool at all aahhhhhahaha
boys are the stupidest creatures
imagine like ten years after the movie raleigh and mako are married and raleigh finds a spider in the bathroom or smth and he screams and makos like “for fucks sake ill fuckin kill it” and she takes off her shoe to crush the spider
but then raleigh is like “wAIT MAKO U HAVE TO ENGAGE ELBOW ROCKET ! ! !!!”
and mako sighs and just says completely deadpan “engage elbow rocket” and goes “pchoooo” as she slams the shoe onto the spider
and raleigh starts fuckin cheering
going to a Bioshock themed party today and someone mentioned cosplaying so U’LL NEVER GUESS WHO IM GUNNA BE
brittleskies replied to your photo “This IOTV is waaaay better than my old IBA wooaah”
wow heeeeeeeellO ABI
AHHHHH hello dear!! uvu <33
This IOTV is waaaay better than my old IBA wooaah
This is what happened after the end of the movie. You cannot convince me otherwise!!
(Credit for this idea goes to you, anonymous dude on 4chan. You’re awesome.)
YES YES YES YES YES. ALSO YES.
Rick Grimes "Indifference" (4x04)
a ten-month-old’s reaction to her mom singing “my heart can’t tell you no”, by sara evans
So after Himayura posted that pic of Alfred in a prison “costume,” I knew I had to do something with it. X____x;;; And apparently the “something” has turned into some weird RusAme prison AU.
Ivan Braginski as a long-time prisoner who basically rules the east cell blocks with an iron fist. He’s usually calm, but completely blunt about the fact that he will kill you with no hesitation if you fuck with him or try to go against his wishes.
Then one day Alfred F Jones comes in. He talks constantly, despite the fact that everyone’s eyeing him up and assuming that within a few days, with all that bright attitude and a pretty face and body, he’s going to wind up being a prison wife, if not worse.
Al comes onto Ivan. Strongly. Ivan’s never one to turn down sex, especially not from someone like this. He assumes that Al’s offering himself for protection, or some other favor, but Al just laughs and says he’s already got what he wanted.
And, surprisingly, it turns out, he has. Alfred and Ivan slowly grow into a couple that fuck, fight, and keep order on the cell block with the same whirlwind chaotic intensity. As their relationship develops, Ivan finds that though while Alfred’s lips are sealed about why he’s in, it has to be something extremely violent; underneath his cheerful and brave exterior lies a tendency towards brute force and violence that Ivan knows all too well. The fact that Alfred is almost frighteningly irregular and unpredictable when it comes to violence only further endears him to Ivan.
He’s already in far, far too deep when word finally reaches the eastern cell block of just exactly who Alfred is; the estranged protege of the two infamous crime lords Arthur Kirkland and Francis Bonnefoy,
Alfred’s tattoos that can be seen here (he’ll have more on his back and maybe on his legs) are the Presidential seal on his chest, with the eagle’s head pointed towards the arrows, aka “war.” Two identical “Don’t Tread On Me” rattlesnakes coiling all the way down both arms, and two basic banner, ye-old-typography tats, one on his throat, the other between his hips. The first says “Manifest,” the latter “Destiny.”
I need to research Russian prison tattoos before I decide which ones Ivan will have. x_x;
if they delete my blog you can always find me in the drift
breaking news rapunzel is actually ten feet tall
well in their defense it does say rapunzel isn’t a typical disney princess
But than means everyone else in the movie was about 10 ft tall too..
WE DID IT. WE FOUND THE TITANS’ VILLAGE.
SIE SIND DAS PRINCESS UND WIR SIND FLYNN RIDER
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE TITIANS VILLAGE IS BUT WHY DOES THE ABOVE SENTENCE SAY “THEY ARE THE PRINCESS AND WE ARE FLYNN RIDER” IN GERMAN